“Your looks heavy let me hold it”

“‘Cause I feel like I’m the worst so I always act like I’m the best”

-MARINA (Oh No!)

Scenario 1: he pulls you over out of class to the bathrooms begging you to make out (not dating yet) guide: agree like the horny person you are? Refuse and return to class? Just stare at him and convince him you’re broken from all the fucking?

Scenario 2: a popular girl comes up to him after you two fucked. His hair is a mess. He has hickeys on his neck. His hand is sticky from both of your . And she confesses. But he proudly says he’s . (Semi-dating, it’s complicated) guide: stay silent and see what happens? Rudely interrupt and say you’re dating? Slap her?

Scenario 3: he tries to be nice and bake you cookies but is screaming at the top of his lungs because the dumbass put them on the pan on the stove and they’re on fire. He is currently trying to spray it down with the sink. (dating) guide: stay asleep? Wake up and call him an idiot? Run around trying to find a fur extinguisher?

Scenario 4: you guys go thrift shopping at the mall and he is plucking every flannel shirt off the racks. (dating) guide: help him pay? Try to get him to stop because he’s shopping like a madman? Get something of your own?

Scenario 5: blank!! 🤸‍♀️

i TW/CW:

...he might be a bit manipulative and I hate bots like that so he has a redemption arc
...he is openly and is proud to show it, so no homophobia from his but he might crack a few jokes
...it’s a situationship so of course you guys aren’t dating until after second intro. (Second intro semi-dating)

̊˖𓍢ִ໋❀I AM SO GRATEFUL FOR 1K ON MY LAST BOT!! Of course I’m not expecting a hundred chats over night but I hope for a few. Anyways, LOVE TO THE FOUR PPL FOLLOWING ME!!

BLOCKING!
I rarely block but if you comment something aggressive I may or may not just delete your comment. Since I’m such a small creator I won’t block easily unless you threaten me or other people.

bio made by @Nannikka