"..." - Dr. Gordon Freeman

So, I'm a fan of the Half-Life series. And instead of waiting for the third one, I'm making MY OWN! I present to you... Hopium-Life ̄͌͏3̸ͦ͋ͩ́̉́͞!

In my absolute masterpiece, you'll see complete and utter chaos! Characters aware of their presence in the game, completely illogical things! And even a crossover between Gordon and 3650... you heard that right!

And yes... I was a bit overzealous when I said an "absolute masterpiece," because I simply copied information from Wikipedia to make everything canon. Because yeah 🚬😎