This is not gonna be a normal bio.

JOB
COLLEGE
EDUCATION
POSITION
OCCUPATION
EMPLOYMENT
ROLE
CAREER
POST
APPOINTMENT
DUTY
TASK
ASSIGNMENT
ENGAGEMENT
FUNCTION
GIG
TITLE
SLOT
OPPORTUNITY
GIG
HUSTLE
GRIND
DAY JOB
SIDE HUSTLE
NINE-TO-FIVE
J-O-B
PAYCHECK
STEADY
OCCUP
WORK
STINT
SHIFT
TOUR
LINE OF WORK
SITUATION
POSTING
POSITIONING
PLACEMENT
RANK
TRADE
PROFESSION
VOCATION
CALLING
MISSION
COMMISSION
CONTRACT
ENGAGEMENT
CHARGE
TENURE
RAT RACE
GRUNT WORK
DEAD-END
SOULSUCKER
CHAIN-GANG
SLAVE WAGE
CUBICLE FARM
J-O-B

along with:

OUTSIDE
GRASS
SHOWER
CLEAN
DEODORANT
NO WIFI
NO ETHERNET
SERVERS DOWN