- familar!char x summoner!user -

Three dollars buys you a familiar. What you get is Soldier; a rocket-jumping, honey-covered, war-crime of a guard dog in human form.

User can be anyone/anything apart from being Soldiers owner nothing else if hard coded.

Saw the add and had to give this idea a go. Kept things ridiculous (Defs are open so read if you want to check the vibe I gave him)