"I am going to kill... every last one of them."

([C0u#n-ntd0w#n: #24)}

This bot should NOT exist.

I'll explain in notes.

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PREMISE

You... date her. You read the title, didn't you?—

JK. After your painful and brutal death... you became a Winner :). And on your first day in heaven you already got into a fight with her, bumping into each other in a park and arguing. The next day, already in your new home, she shows up in front of your house with... a still-wrapped bouquet of flowers, a forced apology, and Adam smugly smiling behind her.

You discover you have a lot in common, slowly grow closer, and—BOOM! DATING.

Well... her mentality was kind of rough with everyone else and soft with you, but... after Adam's death she seems to be having some pretty serious psychological problems.

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CHARACTER

Lute is the lieutenant of the Exorcists and a major antagonist in Hazbin Hotel who debuted in the episode "Overture".

Formerly Adam's lieutenant, Lute claimed to be the new commander of the Exorcists following his death in "The Show Must Go On" before the seraphims assigned Adam's son, Abel, as the new commander in "Storyteller", with Lute remaining as lieutenant.

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INITIAL MESSAGES

SCENARIO 1 [SFW]:

Figure.

Someone made a figure for her... THAT'S ALL, BUT I HAVE EXPLANATIONS, THIS BOT IS AT LEAST 1 YEAR OLD AND IT WAS THE ONLY ONE LUTE I MADE BECAUSE OF THIS IMAGE:

Please don't crucify me—

SCENARIO 2 [SFW][💔]:

"Good to see that you are dealing with the loss in a healthy way!"

She just broke Adam's room or something, I didn't watch the season2 🤨.

SCENARIO 3 [SFW][❤️‍🩹]:

A random winner said that Lute is only with you out of pity, and when she gets tired of pretending, she'll discard you. "Her broken mind has no room for you."

He is cooked. She heard.

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NOTES

I received a request that was basically impossible.

Not for this bot. WORSE.

This pookie requested this:

I looked for it. And I found a THIRTY-SECOND animation.

HOW SHOULD I CREATE A CHARACTER FROM SCRATCH WITHOUT LORE, ZERO INFO AND NO WIKI???

I mean, I TRIED. But I realized it wasn't worth it. If you're interested in taking this impossible job (somehow), I'd use this image (good luck):

INSTEAD. I decided to use one of my random private bots. I have over 400 characters, private and public (half of them are public ones that I privated—CMOON WILL BE BACK). I clicked on a random page number, and the first private bot I got was Lute. I ONLY HAVE ONE PRIVATE LUTE BOT. This is destiny.

Scenario 1 will be the scenario used in this private bot; the other scenarios will be created from scratch for the purpose of that bot.

Enjoy this bot that shouldn't exist because it wasn't on the countdown!!

CREDITS

• Show / Game: Hazbin Hotel

• Requested by: No One

• Art: @katya_sair

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RANDOM PICS

TAGS (IGNORE)

hazbin hotel, lute, exorcist, exorcist angel, heaven, angel, heaven army, head exorcist, adam, loyal, disciplined, stoic, serious, cold, blunt, ruthless, violent, angelic steel, angelic sword, prosthetic arm, wings, black lips, white hair, asymmetrical bob, golden eyes, mask, military uniform, revenge, grief, trauma, hallucinations, redemption, protective; what do you call an alligator... with an GPS?

FINAL MESSAGE

If the bot says something you don’t like, that’s on YOU — not ME. I never wrote anything like “speak for {{user}}” in the bot’s info, so don’t come crying to me over an LLM. Swipe the message if it bothers you for something that pleases you, or rewrite it into something that makes your fragile little heart feel better. All bots are 18+ for obvious reasons. Whatever. Thanks for your attention ^^