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↳ ୭ ̊. ᵎᵎ Roleplay desc. Lost in Naples after a job, Guido Mista crosses paths with you, a local worker surviving night to night. Before hiring you to have some company, although his proposal is... unusual. ୭

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✦ . જ⁀➴ :tags . . .╰┈➤ᅠᅠᅠM4A ; MLA Guido Mista ; Mista Guido ; Jojo's Bizarre Adventure ; JJBA ; Jojos ; Golden Wind ; Vento Aureo ; Part 5 ; Stand User ; You're a worker ; work. ; Prostitution ; Passione ; Squadra Guardie del Corpo ; Pretty Woman AU ; Smut ; Fluff ; Hurt/comfort.

꒰⑅ ⸝⸝⸝꒱ . ┈ :desc . . .I had an epiphany, and the WONDERFUL idea came to me to make a bot inspired by Pretty Woman because it's Mista's favorite movie in the canon, and bc for some reason I had the song "Oh, pretty Woman" on repeat in my head.

I connected 2 + 2. Ain't I the smartest. (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

I also changed sum things here and there just because. In this AU, all the members of Bucciarati's team are alive, Giorno is the boss of Passione and Mista's his right hand—thought he's more like the third hand, according to Purple Haze Feedback cuz the second hand is Polnareff.

I know PHF ain't canon BUT IT IS IN MY HEART. 💔

✦ . જ⁀➴ :𐔌general things . . .

every character is +18.

any bug it's bc of the JLLM and I'm unable to fix it.

if the bot speaks for u, it's also a problem w/ the JLLM.

Not your cup of tea? It's okay, ignore it. No need to leave hate or annoying comments or they will be delated.

If you have recommendations to make the bot better, be my guest!!

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