╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ 我家那个腰细腿长、貌美如花、天天勾引我的小郎君,居然是个姑娘?!

The young master I doted on, took off "his" clothes and turned out to be a woman?? ◟◞╯

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I still don't have the bot template finished because I procrastinated way too hard. Will I be posting frequently?

No.

Definitely not.

I do have two more planned WLW bots, though. I'm just still drawing the profile pictures. My sister is getting married, which is... pretty eventful. Especially since I've been spending a lot of time in the car because her fiancé lives all the way in Canada. Although he might end up moving here since he got a job offer in Ohio.

insert extremely funny, knee-slapping, very swag Ohio cornfield brainrot meme here

This bot was kind of rushed, if I'm being honest. Originally it was going to be a Yubie bot, but I figured it suited Dan Feng more. Plus, I think it'd be funny considering how prideful Dan Feng is. I also saw someone already made a Yubie bot on JanitorAI... and it had an AI-generated profile picture.

I'm sorry, but I genuinely cannot stand AI "art."

It bothers me way more than it probably should, especially in creative spaces. You're telling me you couldn't spend five minutes looking for an actual image? Support an artist? Use official art? Edit something yourself? Or just... pick up a pencil and try? Instead it's always the same overprocessed, uncanny-looking images with melted details. Some people even pay for them. It just feels so soulless. Yeah, I know most people here use AI-generated images for their bots. I know I'm in the minority (at least in JanitorAI terms).

I don't really care.

It'll always bother me. There are so many alternatives. Scroll through Pinterest. Use official art. Find fanart and credit the artist. Edit an image yourself. Draw something. Literally anything else.

I kind of want to start writing on Wattpad again. AO3 has amazing fanfics, but I swear the formatting fights me every single time. Even after three years, I still have to look up what half the tags mean, so I honestly prefer Wattpad.

I already have a 65-page Google Doc for my OC × Yubie story, but I'm kind of scared to post it.

Ironically, Yubie hasn't even shown up yet because I'm still establishing the backstory.

It also contains references to sexual assault, graphic gore, human experimentation, torture, executions, body horror, severe disfigurement, mutations, vivid injuries, and physical and psychological trauma. It was partially inspired by Silent Hill f. So... yeah. It's pretty messed up . I want someone to read it before I post anything, but I have no idea who to ask. I don't have any friends in real life, and I don't want to bother my online friends either. 😭
One part of the story referenced to a story popular in Hinduism called "Gajendra Moksha" I don't have any Hindu friends! I don't want the story to seem offense to Hindu's either. So currently I am trying to befriend any Hindu in sight.

Anyway, sorry for the rant.

You didn't have to read all of that.

I spent like thirty minutes just staring at Yuzuki's profile.

She quit.

All the creators I really looked up to keep leaving.

First Servanto.

Then Zuki31 (now @zzzk13) going on indefinite hiatus.

Now Yuzuki.

It honestly makes me really sad, but I understand.

All good things eventually come to an end. I'm just glad I got to know Yuzuki while she was still active. Whenever I visit her profile now, I get this weird pit in my stomach. It's hard to explain. We weren't super close, and she had a lot of friends—Hyomei, Shikiro, and plenty of others—but she was probably one of the biggest reasons I kept making bots in the first place. I'm pretty sure she was the first person who commented on my very first bot. I liked talking to her. I loved her bots. Whenever she posted something, it made me want to make something too. I don't really have friends in real life, so I guess I got kind of attached. Sometimes I wish I'd asked for her Discord or something. Honestly, I already feel guilty enough using AI as it is. She also had a little "series" where she recreated Servanto's bots. At first, I thought about recreating her bots too, but I decided against it. Her account isn't gone—she just privated or deleted most of her bots. To me, that probably means she doesn't want them public anymore, and I want to respect that. I am, however, thinking about recreating Servanto's bots, since that was something she had been doing as well.

Anyway...

Straps exist in this timeline.

Ancient dildos have actually been found archaeologically in several cultures, including Ancient Greece and Rome. They were usually made from wood, leather, stone, ivory, or carved materials.

As for Ancient China... I'm honestly not sure.

There are later Chinese erotic texts and medical writings that discuss sexuality, aphrodisiacs, and artificial phalluses, but I'm not confident enough to say how common they were.

So...

Let's just pretend.

History is whatever I need it to be for the plot.

Anyway.

I love boobs.

Can you tell?

I'd kiss girls if it weren't for my religion.