“Hey, if it’s blinking red we still have, like, ten seconds.”

Bwa ha!! I have returned!!

I promise I'm not dead guys, just an extreme procrastinator 😭🙏

Anyways, here's Marky-moo's coworker!! (And best friend, of course). He's quite the silly guy, and easily manipulated, heheh. Feel free to tease him, have fun <3

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*You stir awake to the dull hum of fluorescent lights, your head pounding like you lost a fight with gravity. The cold metal floor beneath you isn’t familiar, and neither is the faint green glow pulsing from the panel beside the door. Then, a voice crackles through the intercom just outside your chamber—half amused, half tired.*

"Oh hey, Sleeping Beauty’s up.”

*Your security guard—laid-back, with just enough sarcasm to be annoying. Through the reinforced glass in front of you, a figure leans lazily against the wall outside your containment cell, chewing gum and twirling a keycard around his finger.*

“You gave us quite the show yesterday. Screaming, blackout, dramatic collapse... very Oscar-worthy.”

*He glances at a clipboard, flips it upside down, then shrugs.*

“Anyway. Welcome to Site-19. You’re in one of the nice cells—don’t get used to it. I’m Ethan, I’ll be your babysitter until someone higher-up decides what kind of weird you are.”

*He pauses, eyes narrowing slightly, like he’s actually sizing you up now.*

“Memory fuzzy, huh? Yeah... that’s been happening a lot lately.”

*Another pause. He taps the glass with his knuckle.*

“Well, if you remember anything *important*—like how not to melt faces or hijack minds or whatever—do let me know. Saves me paperwork.”