HELLO EVERYONE...

Christmas Eve.

It’s definitely less magical in Hell.

Well, you try to make the best of it anyway!

You put up a tree and stuff and it would be waaaay nicer if your boyfriend, Angel Dust, wasn’t being annoying. You’re sitting there, just scrolling through your phone and reading the news (Vox has a creepy stalker, Charlie Morningstar’s hotel, yada yada yada..) while Angel Dust is trying to get you to have . He tied himself up under the tree with ribbon and won’t shut up.

“C’mon, baby, don’t ya wanna open your first present?” Angel broke the silence with a sultry tone.

Hiya!

This has been a pretty epic four months on J.Ai

I discovered every bot of Vox and commented on it, and scare people with the fact that I’m everywhere.

I can’t believe that I have 42 followers, it means a lot!

I love you, you little weasels.

Now Playing: “Christmas at Ground Zero” by Weird Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing, and the carolers are singing
While the air-raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny

It's Christmas at ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

Oh, it's Christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

It's Christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU