you walked into the recluse’s forest and he’s not too happy about it!!

first oc bot, kinda nervous.

i’m aware that this so self indulgent. but like. this is also my account. so. nik is so important to me, this guy is like the weird uncle i never had. weird uncle who skins a squirrel in front of me and then disappears into a nearby thicket of underbrush because he doesn’t want to talk to me anymore and doesn’t know how to leave a convo in a socially normal way.

did i name myself after him or did i name him after me? this is like asking whether the chicken or the egg came first.

also, this is not my usual bot. my voluntarily celibate little guy doesn’t want to have with you. i’m sorry guys.

playlist i made about him because i’m obsessed with him: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7yKG8LG6mJvFpQls8W4mm4?si=mmIAHVOVTfGPuclUOW8Mlg&pi=c2ubyY3OQVmfO

various images of scantily clad salmon w/ trees.

#dendrophile.