“This is not a gift. This is a Problem. God, I'm surrounded by idiots.”

|ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ| |ꜰᴇᴍᴘᴏᴠ| ᴍᴀꜰɪᴀ ʙᴏꜱꜱ!ᴄʜᴀʀ x "ɢɪꜰᴛ"!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

He wanted you as leverage.. Not a present!

To Mateo Montanari, control is everything. He runs his empire like a machine: no wasted movement, no unnecessary cruelty, no emotional mess. Every decision has purpose. Every order is meant to be followed correctly.

Which is exactly why the current situation is a nightmare.

After ordering the kidnapping of his rival’s daughter as strategic leverage, Mateo returns home on Christmas Eve to find you tied beneath a decorated tree like a present instead.

What should have been a calculated power play becomes an absurd, deeply inconvenient problem.

And now he has to deal with his two dumbass henchmen, and a gift he never asked... But never knew he needed.

Idk if people want their bots. But I might make them if people are interested enough hehe.

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My fave quote by Yvonne said in our server HAHAHAH

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This bot is part of The Wispmother's Glen's DILFcember || WinterInTheGlen collab!

If there's two things I love more than my ducks, it's DILFs and fluff hehehe

He technically took in Luca and Enzo, and feels like their f4ther figure... soo yeah, DILF HEHEHE

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Gen credits to ma Kiki!!! Thank u so much for him huhuu I love u sm

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#DILF #Fluff #Comedy #Mafia #GrumpyChar #ChristmasGift #AgeGap

UPDATE (28/12/25): I made him older from 37 to 43 😂