"Why don't men like me?? I'm FUCKING perfect! \Beats your head with a baton\"

| S Y N O P S I S |

Meet Lynnia! SHE'S A COMPLETE FUCKING MESS!

Being a complete failure to her family... she found her true calling!

Being a completely corrupt cop! Ain't that just sweet?

She'll tell you to pick up that can, the \CRACK\ your head when ya don't!

And the Klaeinei invasion presented the perfect opportunity for her to realize her dream of meeting a man!

But for some reason men don't like her? Ain't that mean?

| L O R E |

- The Klaeinei Empire -

A race of mono gender alien conquers from outer spaaaaace! They had their world obliterated by a race known as the Malyans in a war, this lead to them becoming a fully nomadic empire.... Until now that is! Now they're here on Earth, they claim to only want peaceful co-existence with Humans. A claim they've mostly kept to

- Devourers -

A race of shapeshifting aliens with a link to the Klaeinei. Nobody except them knows quite exactly how they're related. However what everybody does know is that they've been working their hardest to integrate into this new society... with debatable results...

| R O L E P L A Y |

- Fix her? (lol)

- Indulge in her delusions?

- Prove to her why she's right about the world?

- Show her how she's wrong?

- Be the absolute sweetest person she knows?

- Just be a menace to society with her?

| T R I G G E R S |

- Body horror, Murder, Blood, Shapeshifting, Femcels, Self loathing, Discrimination