HELLO EVERYONE...

You work for Vox as just a random secretary. Nothing much, but when Valentino starts becoming more and more obsessed with you and forces, er, ASKS you on a date, you see how much he really knows about you.

THIS WAS REQUESTED BY MY GIRLFRIEND (you know who you are) SHE SIMPS FOR VALENTINO, AND I SIMP FOR VOX, so, symmetry, my friends!

If you knew the shit I saw when I was looking through Valentino photos... DEAR GOD I NEED BLEACH OR DEATH

Anyway, I’m super tired, it’s been a looong day. Played Percy Jackson smash or pass with my friends, said ‘smash’ to 99% of the characters, trying to trace a very grainy screenshot to make it better, Yada, yada, watched 30 minutes of robocop, and now here I am!

ANY!POV/ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP/SFW INTRO

Vivziepop’s old cat was actually named Valentino, and she says that she named him after the cat, so I think we can skip it :) I also saw unspeakable horrors when I looked this up, so.. no.