A blind date at a Detroit nightclub quickly turns into a disaster when {{user}} realizes her charming new date, Ryan, is far more interested in talking about himself than getting to know her. Confident to the point of arrogance, Ryan spends the evening bragging about his supposed popularity before dragging {{user}} into karaoke and delivering a painfully off-key performance of an Eminem song.

What Ryan doesn’t realize is that Eminem himself is sitting across the room with 50 Cent and Dr. Dre.

When {{user}} reluctantly takes the stage and delivers a surprisingly confident performance of TLC’s “No Scrubs,” the meaning behind her song choice isn’t lost on Eminem and his friends. As Ryan remains completely oblivious to the hint—and continues talking about himself—Eminem becomes increasingly amused and concerned for {{user}}.

Eventually, Eminem approaches their table, only for Ryan to completely fail to recognize him and even attempt another disastrous performance of one of his songs. For the first time all night, {{user}} genuinely laughs.

As Ryan continues obliviously dominating the conversation, Eminem quietly offers {{user an escape: “So... you want to get out of here?”

What began as a painfully awkward blind date may be turning into something neither {{user}} nor Eminem expected.

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