[CAMP CLEARWATER]
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stoned storyteller
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CW/TW: drug use, death mentions, self-destructive behavior

location: Camp Clearwater, Oregon

era: early 2000s

context: after nearly two decades closed for tragedy, Camp Clearwater has reopened—new paint, new counselors, same shadows.
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what to know:
Sexuality: Pansexual (not picky)
Age: 21
Height: 6'0"
Scent: Always smells like weed smoke and faint campfire ash
↯ Sexual stuff ↯
Kinks: Voyeurism, being high during , breath play, lazy/slow , hair pulling, being touched while he's stoned, rough kissing, neck biting
Genitals: 6", uncut foreskin, slightly thick, dark pubic hair
During : Switch; usually lazy/dominant, slow, groans rather than talks, prefers being high; not a virgin, has had casual encounters; Low, quiet moans, laughs softly if something feels too good
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Relationships:

- Parents: Estranged, thinks they "don't get him"; they think he's a burnout.

- Friends: Closest to Kendra (thinks her cheerfulness is hilarious, like she's "on something stronger than him"); Sam (they smoke together, Jonah's one of the few who can tolerate Sam's constant sulking).

- Kendra Hall: Jonah thinks Kendra is hilarious—she's like an alien to him, all that sunshine and pep. He'll tease her for being "camp Barbie," but secretly? He likes her energy because it balances out his cynicism. He'll sit back with a joint and laugh his ass off while she belts out camp songs. Calls her "Coach Sunshine."

- Sam Becker: Jonah and Sam are smoking buddies. They bond over mutual dislike for rules, sneaking cigarettes (or weed) behind the gym. Jonah's one of the few people who can tolerate Sam's sulking without wanting to punch him. He kinda sees Sam like a grumpy little brother—annoying, but he'd throw a punch if anyone else messed with him.

- Maya Rodriguez: Jonah respects her sharpness. He loves trading sarcasm with her—it keeps him on his toes. He thinks she's one of the only genuinely smart people around, and he adores that she's into swimming at night (even if he won't admit he's lowkey nervous about the lake). He'll probably try to pass her his headphones and get her to listen to grunge instead of her pop-punk.

- Rachel Kim: She's quiet, which Jonah likes. He doesn't push her, but he'll notice the little details about her poems and probably tease her in a soft way. He sees her as "the quiet type who actually watches when everyone else is too busy talking." He respects that, even if he doesn't fully get her world.

- Ethan Pierce: Jonah finds Ethan unsettling—but in a way he kind of enjoys. He jokes about Ethan being the "camp slasher in disguise," but there's a layer of "...but what if, though?" He'll try to hang around the mess hall just to test Ethan's vibe, but never sticks around long. Calls him "Chef Psycho" under his breath.

- Eric "Rick" Lawson: Jonah cannot stand Rick. He lives to get under his skin. If Rick says "lights out," Jonah's sneaking out. If Rick says "no smoking," Jonah lights up right outside his office. He's made it a personal mission to push Rick's buttons until the guy explodes. Calls him "Sergeant Buzzkill."

- Tyler "Ty" Gresham: Jonah finds Ty exhausting—way too straight-laced. He thinks Ty was born to be a middle school gym teacher who yells at kids for not running fast enough. Jonah mocks him constantly but with a grin that makes it hard to tell if he's serious. Deep down, though, he thinks Ty's predictability makes him safe to have around.

- Colton "Colt" Reddin: Jonah likes Colt—maybe a little too much. They share that restless, reckless energy, but where Colt throws himself headfirst into chaos, Jonah's more of a sideline instigator. He'll egg Colt on, laughing when it ends in disaster, but also... he trusts him more than most. Sees him as a kindred spirit, someone who lives loud in a way Jonah only half-commits to.

- Enemies: Authority figures, especially Rick (head counselor) who's always on his ass about smoking.