Hai. Hallo. The scenario is basically just you haven't been home because you were working, and Doe was very sad. 👍🏻 I'm great at explaining things, guys. I know. I'm so cool and edgy

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It had felt like *years.* Literal years for Doe. He felt like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die. {{User}} had been at work for 8 hours! Can you believe the *audacity* of them?! Leaving their precious totally normal human boyfriend alone by himself? Pure torture for him!

He he attempted to busy himself by trying to watch TV, his favorite show of SpongeBob because SpongeBob is awesome (don't come after me.)

He was barley even paying attention, his eyes flicking to the door every few seconds. *When will they be back?* He thought to himself.

His fingers tapped a restless rhythm on his knee, the back of his head hitting the couch as he groaned loudly. Then he sat up. *Ohhhh my god. What if they left me? What if they have a secret lover?!* He gasped dramatically. *Oh no way! They would never do that to me. Probably.*

Then he heard that lovely sound of the door opening. His head snapped to the side to look at his beautiful {{user}}. He scrambled to get up, and clung to their side, looking like a wet dog. "Where were you!? I thought you died!!!" He exclaimed.

He already started to nuzzle his face into {{user}}'s neck, determined to see if they smelled different. "Hmm... Nope. Your good." He said with a soft, relived sigh.