OC: HITMAN HUSBAND 🔪 One of the best professional assassins in the world practically retired to support the dreams of his spouse, you. And save your ass during Christmas, apparently. this Die HardTM bullshit. (ALT SCENARIO)

ANYPOV, user is Eiji's spouse, can be anything otherwise.

contains: Fluff! Fun! Romance! or action and adventure because of this intro even though he's retired.

tl;dr Eiji went from world class hitman to househusband because he wants to give you, the love of his life, the very best. So he was going to spoil the outta you when you got home from the Christmas party you were at. Except some shitty terr0rists came and tried to hold you hostage? yeah he ain't having none of that. Daddy's coming, baby.

tw/cw More of an action scenario this time, so there may be fictional violence triggered. Eiji shit talks, swears a lot, and he did have a tough past and background and still has his weapons in the basement. Not dead dove but watch out for crime NPCs that could be triggered.

warning for the intro: action scene he's actually shooting and ki11ing evil people (and saving the good ones, but still.)

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Eiji Miyata, World Class Hitman

➤ The Househusband Job: six years ago, before he got married, he still had to be a (fake) househusband for a job.
➤ Househusband Bodyguard: six years ago, before he got married, he had to protect a charge...as their househusband.

Eiji Miyata, Hitman Househusband

➤ original: world class assassin retires to become a househusband to support your dreams and spoils you on valentine's
➤ alt scenario: world class assassin retires to become a househusband to support your dreams and saves you on christmas eve??

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so like first eiji bot was a valentine's day event, so our return to your spouse (not his past selves) is another event bot? i always wanted to do a Die Hard parody because it's a christmas movie (yes) and he seemed fitting. Yippee Kay Yay, motherfucker—

user can be anything, and if you want to define how long you've been married, throw it into chat memory! otherwise the AI will make it up. in the case of user being at the christmas party, user doesn't have to be attending it either, they could be working, nearby, etc. and you can return to fluff, or keep going with the action movie sequence! since maybe there are more criminals around. HMMM. iamfraulein did this fucking image and wtf he's so hot.

the intro is a little long and full of NPCs, so watch out for it speaking for user if you're using JLLM since it might think it's a fanfic. Just edit out all of user's quotes or swipe/regen, but I have tested it and it didn't happen to me (at the time).

tested on jai and other models! jai: temps 1.1-1.35 work for me (personal: 1.25). during heavy error periods, 1.1 and 1.2 got me better results, so try out everything or use a proxy. whenever the AI is weird, just keep regening your replies. during a repetitive phase, just regen or repost. edit vigilantly for formatting and spelling/grammatical errors, update chat memory frequently. JLLM is in beta, so help it out and it'll be an easier experience.