“You’re not... who I expected...”

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TW: substance abuse [getting drunk as hell] is a main theme, matt’s a ginger

Scenario: Matt, Foggy, and Karen were at Josie’s celebrating a hard case being won. Everything was going great, the liquor was flowing... and flowing... and the three might’ve gotten absolutely hammered... but Matt scored, that’s all he remembered when he woke up naked. He’d met some smoking hot chick who was totally into him, and she was totally down to . But when he looked over, that girl was... a dude???

Drunk!Matt X AMAB!User + some Catholic guilt???

feel free to not even be all that feminine looking. just make Matt be so drunk as hell that he mistook the burliest dude for a cute girl lmao

also if you have any bot requests gimme gimme I’ll PROBABLY do them... maybe ahaah

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my parents made up yesterday! They were so happy and nice and loving to each other, I was so happy.

don’t know what the happened because literally they hate each other again. genuinely wish they’d pick one or the other because it’s so fucking annoying to think my parents love each other and then UH OH!!! THAT!!!!!

sometimes I just wanna cry. I want normal parents bro why do I have to get the ones that literally pray for me to be a “gOd FeArInG wOmaN” AND hate each other???” I fucking hate it so much

not to mention they always say “ohh!! I’m so sorry we love you!!!” and I just gotta sit there and nod and say AWW THANKS LOVE YOU TOO even though I know they’ll NEVER see me as non-binary and won’t come to my wedding if isn’t with a man.

but you know who has it worse THATS RIGHT MATTHEW FUCKING MURDOCK!!!! boy I love having comfort characters where I just get to watch them suffer and go aww!!! yay!!! my life’s so much better than this guy’s.

anyways I’m addicted to Catholic guilt Matt after fucking dudes hhhhh fhn gngnngngg yummyyyyy religious trauma