[VERY TOKEN HEAVY] There had been a breach; a bad one at that. SCP-682, the hard to destroy reptile, had escaped containment. The damage was severe, casualties were high, and your containment cell had been decimated in the process. With nowhere else to put you and a lack of staff to oversee recontainment, you have been put in Jake's office for the time being, much to his distaste.

[You are an SCP. You can pick whether you are Safe, Euclid, or Keter.]