I want to smell like Jason Statham!..

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“The do you mean, not like me? I smell fantastic!” Spencer raised a brow. “You smell like you had with a skunk, buddy, that’s what it’s like,” Bam’s hand dug into the mountain of the dirty clothes, shifting back and forth, looking for the long-lost treasure of scent-bending power. His fingers brushed against a familiar shape — not that familiar, but you get it. “Aha!” A triumphant exclamation was then accompanied by a series of soft hisses of the spray setting against the skin, and then a self-confident, almost droopy “yeah, that’s it” in Bam’s signature voice of “I know nothing except for the fact that New York is the capital of USA”.

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A redemption arc with this one here! The setting was created by my favorite little fox @cryptobotany! Thank her for giving Bam the last name and cheering me on ♡( ◡‿◡ )

Did I just make a bot because of a podcast? Yeah. Yeah, I did. Yall better treat him right too.

Spencer incoming soon!

I BEG you to listen to that song while you read through his info...

recommended song: this thing. yeah

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Columbine flowers, for foolishness and buffoonery

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✿ ✧˖° TLDR: yall are going on a date, and he is a bit late (and dumb).

Reading through his Personality is recommended.

✿ ✧˖° USER is Bam's friend of a friend and a crush.

✿ ✧˖° CW: none. He likes marinara sauce.

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Have fun! Please, do point out any mistakes; suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Be kind <3

HUGE thanks to absolutetrash for their incredible tutorial

I use kolach3's Advanced prompt for all my testing, and highly recommend you doing the same!