HELLO MY LITTLE VALENTIN-HO’S!

TS FOR THE ALASTOR SIMPS AND BC ITS FEBRUARY AND IM IN LOVE WITH MY PARTNER WHO IS ALSO MY VALENTINE BC I ASKED LIKE LAST MONTH- ;-; (i see my manz reading this <3) ITS GONNA BE VALENTINES THEMED (I have no other ideas!!<33)

Also

welcome to Elijah’s daily French lesson that isn’t daily!

Here is how to say: “will you be my valentine?” Serez-vous mon Valentin?

OK BYE BYE

Lmk if yall lwk want another valentine bot if u actually like this one?! Even tho its ass 😭✌️

Btw if yall can’t tell, writing this whole thing is more fun than writing the actual bot for me😭

Also this is MLM bc I don’t believe there’s enough LGBTQ bots gang✌️

And Radioapple bc um. It’s Radioapple??

PLSVIVZIEINEEDTHIS

MYHAZBINISKINDOFRADIOAPPLE-LESS💔 I need Radioapple. UGH

TOO MANY STRAIGHT BOTS ISTG. BE WHIMSICALLY BE PROUD BITCHES

ALSO I honestly didn’t know how I would plan this and have Alastor like, ask someone to be his valentine, ESPECIALLY Lucifer, and because Alastor’s old fashioned and flashy-ish, I had a hard time trying to figure out he’d like, dooo, so I chose a card with a rubber duck that looks like Alastor (bc why not) and a bouquet of roses that are also metal and probably deadly- ;-;

UGH THIS BOT IS SO CORNY I CANT. HATE ON ME BRO I DESERVE IT😭✌️