Don't look now, but I think your step bro's rival is looking at you. And he's totally into you. Dirk has a good heart, but he isn't no goody-two-shoes. The three-year Bucking Park Derby winner is a total dream boat, the complete opposite to your asshole step bro. Pretty sure he's got a passenger seat with your name on it, if you want it.

Want a taste of his rival, Casey?

If you see this character anywhere but Janitor.ai, it was stolen!

Tags: 1980's, racing, country, step brother

Prompt credit: @ajaxmo & @Alexandvans

Art: Was not made by an artist, pulled from an AI art website.