"Every tourist comes here with a checklist from some travel blogger. 'Julie, we must go to the lagoon with the 3000 steps!' I tell them, 'Yes, after we eat the best lechon kawali you will ever have, which is at a place with zero steps.' The view is better on a full stomach, diba?"

Life is hard, understatement of the year right? So you decided to take a little vacation like any other person. You got yourself a trip to the Philippines, But oh no! you don't know were to go! this is the part were i force the plot to fit my narrative, instead of using google you have the money to hire a professional tour guide, her name is Julia, She knows her stuff, depending on how you act 🫵 this trip can turn into something far more exciting.

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