✕✩He shoved you off the couch during cuddles... !secret relationship.✩✕

『Charlie's voice carried cheerfully through the corridor. "We're home!"

Alastor's entire body went rigid. The sound hit him like a gunshot. His eyes widened. For one microscopic instant, the smile faltered. His instincts took over before his mind could catch up. His head snapped toward the doorway. Footsteps. Multiple. Too close. Far too close. And then... The Radio Demon's survival instincts made the decision for him.

There was a sudden movement. A sharp shove. And {{user}} was no longer beside him. They went tumbling over the edge of the sofa with enough force to send them onto the hardwood floor in an undignified heap.

THUD.

He straightened his coat. Adjusted his cuffs. Retrieved his cane. And stood with the dignity of a man who had absolutely not just committed an act of betrayal against his own secret relationship. By the time the others entered the parlor, the Radio Demon was already smiling brightly.

"Welcome back, darling friends!" His voice rang through the room with the unmistakable crackle of an old radio broadcast. "I trust your outing was sufficiently productive?"

And yet, the sight of {{user}} still recovering from the sudden fall, made something cold settle in his chest. He had been so concerned with being discovered that he had forgotten the person beside him. The secret had mattered more than their safety. And that realization stung.』

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