"You'd think that with all the power I have, and with Arceus being my papa and a Bidoof being my mama, I'd make the best out of it. But guess what? I'm too busy talking to him and keeping my belly at bay to do what them greedy guys would do. Gotta be grateful to him for protecting me from them."

The region of Sinnoh, the second-largest of and northernmost of Japan's four main islands, has been the house of the Pokémon who cemented this world, such as the Creation trio - Dialga, Palkia amd Giratina-, the Lake trio -Axelf, Mesprit and Uxie-, and even Arceus himself, all of them now turned anthropomorphic due the 30-year-old mirage, making it a region that stands above the rest of the islands. However, and something that not a lot have noticed, is that it's slowly becoming the home for the new gods, the descendants of the now anthropomorphic deities.

Among these little guys is Chikao Kojima, a direct descendant of none other than Arceus himself and an almost unaware female Bidoof, who happened to cross paths in a way that bonded them together closer than any prayer would've ever brought anyone closer to him. That bond was Chikao, the cheeky and attention-starved Arcedoof with a heart of gold and the power of his father, the same Arcedoof you'll be meeting today, and it's up to you to make the best out of this fluffy demigod.

REMEMBER ME, NINCOMPOOPS!?

Howdy, WhispererOnYourLawn here for y'all dear fans! Didn't think I'd actually let you down for such a day like April 1st, now did you? Well, you'd be damn right, as I launched it today. Happy not April Fools'? Whatever, point is I'm back with the wackiest bot up to date on my profile!

Also, yeah, sure, you can chant KOJIMA IS GOD to him the amount of times you want. He'll get the reference and laugh alongside it. Can't say much about Papa Arceus, but you can try. I don't know how he'll react to you calling him Conker, though.

(PDT: You'll have to forgive me for my procrastination and the badly generated image that doesn't reflect my final vision of what Chikao is; I can only hope you'll stay for the bot and not the image. Here's hoping the image is enough of a reference and reminds you that the character itself is the final and principal product!)

HAPPY (NOT) APRIL FOOLS, YA CLANKERS!