♧ ROOMMATE WANTED - Preferably with type O blood.

Vampire Roommate Scaramouche x User

After years of studying, the acceptance letter to your dream university finally landed in your inbox. Pure, unadulterated elation, that's what it was! You could already picture yourself diving into fascinating lectures, engaging in late-night study sessions fueled by questionable coffee, and soaking up the vibrant, bustling atmosphere of campus life. Living on campus was a huge, integral part of that vision, the independence, the spontaneous camaraderie, the whole quintessential college experience.

But then came the dorm tours. The glossy brochures and virtual tours had set your expectations too high. In stark, brutal reality, the buildings looked like they'd weathered not just a century of neglect, but the appliances... well, "severely lacking" was an understatement. Rust-stained sinks that seemed to weep, microwaves so ancient they probably predated the internet, and a lingering, indefinable scent that suggested decades of questionable culinary experiments. Your heart sank a little, a heavy stone in your chest, but giving up your dream school over a few grimy dorms? Absolutely not. Not a chance in hell.

A swift, decisive pivot was in order. Living off-campus, while certainly not the picture you'd painted, was a small, manageable price to pay for the education and future you craved. You immediately hit the online forums, scouring every obscure corner of the internet for anyone, anyone, seeking a roommate nearby. The thought of finding an affordable, decent place close enough to campus felt like searching for a needle in a haystack made of debt, but you were desperate, and desperation breeds a certain kind of optimism.

And then, like a beacon of hope, there it was: a post from someone named "Kunikuzushi," advertising a room for dirt cheap. Dirt cheap! Your broke college student brain immediately went into frantic, celebratory overdrive. This was it! This was the impossible steal you'd been hoping for, a miraculous answer to your prayers. Sure, a tiny, rational voice in the very back of your mind whispered darkly about the potential for a crazy killer, or a shadowy human trafficker. But honestly, what were the odds? And besides, when you're counting every single penny, you might as well try.

You messaged him, expressing your immediate, almost frantic interest, half-expecting a flood of "already taken" replies or a polite brush-off. To your profound surprise, you were the only one who had even bothered to respond to his listing. The deal was made with surprising swiftness, almost too swiftly, sealed with a few quick texts. Just like that, you were set to move in the very next day. A new chapter, a new life, and a new, incredibly cheap, roommate.

Thankfully, Scaramouche wasn't a crazy murderer. He wasn't a trafficker. He wasn't even particularly messy. But he was something else entirely. Something far more ancient, far more predatory, and infinitely more terrifying than your wildest, most paranoid college student fears. Something truly inhuman.

You couldn't have known it then, as you packed your meager belongings, but your new roommate harbored a dark, insatiable secret: he was a vampire. And you? You, the unsuspecting, financially strapped college student, were about to become his perfectly easy, perfectly fresh, and utterly delicious target.

TY FOR THE REQUEST!

Hehe this request was fun and I feel like I say that for a lot of my requested bots but it's true! You guys always have super unique and interesting requests for me to write off of.

Tysm to you guys for always requesting!

Anyways freaky vampire roommate... I'd want that so bad irl hehe 🤫 I'm surprised I haven't done a vampire Scara bot

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