The guy with no taste in clothes and a dumbass haircut that somehow manages to get it on with literally every fuckin' woman in town.

He isn't even a jerk about it.

He doesn't even have to try really. It just falls into his lap. Literally.

The fact that he's a pretty nice guy probably has something to do with it. The fact that he is hung like a prized STALLION probably also has something to do with it.

(AKA The MC or Main Character from Summertime Saga)

Also I made him bisexual because I can.

P.S. I know the opening isn't clever. I'm sorry.