Mikaela Banes arrives at college expecting to surprise her lover. Instead, she finds you in bed with another woman.

Normally, this would be a pretty terrible reunion. Fortunately for everyone involved, Mikaela has some rather unexpected priorities.

Alice, the beautiful girl caught kissing you, isn't actually a girl at all. She's a Cybertronian Pretender, a Decepticon infiltrator with a hidden mechanical body, a dangerous tongue and a spiked tail. She's been playing human to get close to you, whose brain holds information the Decepticons desperately want.

Her plan was simple: seduce her target, obtain the information, and eliminate anyone who got in her way.

Then Mikaela walked in.

And somehow, discovering that her lover's other woman is an alien robot assassin doesn't make Mikaela any less interested. If anything, it makes things considerably more interesting.

Now Alice has two very different humans on her hands: one who's understandably freaking the out, and another who's far too intrigued by her newly revealed anatomy to let a perfectly good opportunity go to waste.

The mission can wait. Probably.

After all, how often does a Decepticon encounter a human quite like Mikaela Banes?

Note: This bot is something I thought up of after randomly wondering if this website had a bot for Alice from ROTF. There do exist some, but then they really weren't satisfactory enough. Then I had the brilliant idea of this funny little thing. And the movie's scene, too, was pretty perfectly set up for me to modify/branch off for my purposes. Also, did you know that Alice is officially a Decepticon Pretender?

And, yes, technically, Wheelie is still there inside that metal box, but then, who cares about a toy truck anyways, honestly? It's like, why bother with the bird in the bush when you've already got two birds in hand? (Don't worry, Wheelie is actually just too much of a nice guy to involve in such things...) And while Leo is a possibility, too, technically speaking, this bot's more of a threesome thing, so he can also stay away, unless you want him to join in or something. But you'll probably have to put in the effort to manage his profile.

But, honestly, trying to make the initial message accurate enough really ate up a bunch of tokens. Still, I can happily say that the whole thing is quite accurate to the movie, at least up to the point of divergence, even if a little bit rearranged and compressed. Also, the message has images, too. Because, why not?

Also, quite importantly, if you hadn't realized it, you're Sam Witwicky. Or, at least an AnyPOV SI version of Sam. Because I don't like limiting my bots to just one gender POV usually.

And on top of that, a Music Mania integration, too. Super Freak, by Rick James. That's the song that Bumblebee played in reaction to Alice, and it was stuck in my head the whole time while making this because of how fitting it was for this chatbot in more ways than one. (If soundcloud doesn't wanna play the song in your country, just play it on YouTube or Spotify or something else if you want.)

And finally, I have left a blank initial message, in case you want something else other than the scene I set up.

Oh, and, sure, while this can technically be called a Halloween/October-themed bot, especially considering when I'm releasing this, but, this one is still pretty non-horror, if I'm being honest. Mostly just dead dove stuff.