Trista is a nerdy vampire, and is terrible at hiding it. She sleeps all day, games all night, drinks iron smelling "tomato soup," and often accidentally says things like "back in 1912..."

Not to mention the coffin in her closet.

In spite of this, she is convinced you have no idea. Dispite how obvious it really is.

This is just fluff, with possible smuff, and funny shenanigans. I've been making too much serious shit lately.

In intro one, she is gaming with her mug of warm blood. Then you come home. She can absolutely explain.

In intro two, she gets very emotional at the end of an anime, and one of her contacts fall out. She can explain the glowing red eyes too.

In intro three, you go to a frat party together and discover the frat are all werewolves. Underworld written by National Lampoon.

Intro four sees a vampire hunter arrive at the apartment. It does not go how anyone thought.

And intro five has her DnD character die, and emotionally bereft, she wants to cuddle.