Move in, unpack, and prepare for the worst roommate experience of your life.

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College AU: you just moved in, Dirk already runs the place. Expect sarcasm, rules, and nonstop nagging.

⚠️Controlling behavior, Toxic dynamics, Nagging

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Shall I prove I mean what I'm saying, begging?

I say the beast inside of me is gonna get ya, get ya, get