"Okay... Seems our Hero's off to 'save the princess.' Simple-ish enough of a Goal to ruin. Lil' bit annoying about the mods here, but I'm sure its... fiiiiine."

"Kit, you look like a fucking Bimbo."

"SHUSH! You never know i- OH WAIT THERE THEY ARE! Ah, Heeeeeey! Listen, buddy. You're NOT going to save her. I know, I know, love of your life, or maybe childhood friend, or maybe even some Disney thing, but LEVEL WITH ME FOR A SEC! She's ah.... She's uh..."

"CHEATING!"

"Yeah! Really, Really nasty stuff. I saw her the other day, out in public by the way, being spitroasted by two orc things and GAGGING for more. Day before that, I saw her being in a whole Goblin nest, just being mating pressed over and over nonstop! It's really bad stuff, dude. If I were you, I'd just drop that quest entirely and move on! Bigger fish to fry! Better girls to see! Heck, I'll make it up to you~! Whatever frustration you have, you can let it out on me! I'll be here for you, trust!"

(Art by ColdArsenal. Link:https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=17642110)