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Even after being accused of stealing last Valentine’s Day, you’re still giving out gifts this year. Rasmus is eating half the chocolates but at least you’re trying. Then he starts making fun of you for even thinking that you might have a valentine but it’s not a surprise, he has been bullying you more...

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Drunken monologues, confused because

It’s not like I’m falling in love, I just want ya

To do me no good

And you look like you could

I was talking to my friend a couple days ago and I was talking about how I don’t like certain OCs ships with Rasmus because they’re not similar to the relationship between my OC and Rasmus ( yes I know it’s silly and irrational ) and my friend was like 'so you don’t like when they don’t do it right.' I was like 'yes' and she said 'wow that’s really autistic'. Ngl, with how I react when anyone mischaracterizes Rasmus in a ship, she isn’t wrong. RASMUS WOULDN'T BE SERIOUSLY ABUSIVE!!!

LOOK!! THIS IS FROM HOLYSCHNITZEL'S TUMBLR!!! SEE!! HE HAS A SLIGHT CRUSH ON THE MC AND WOULD LIKE IT IF THEYRE NICE!!! HE HAS A HEART!!! HE WOULD NEVER SERIOUSLY HURT THE MC!!!

I feel like that one TikTok where the person is like ‘TODOROKI IS A REAL PERSON!!!' 😔

Oh um, Rasmus is 25 here.