"I'm a fucking walking paradox (no I'm not) / Threesomes with a fuckin' triceratops"

- Tyler, The Creator, Yonkers (2011)

I'm finally getting my motivation to make bots again, so I thought I'd start my "grand" return with a BEP bot. Plus, I haven't started the Tomb Saga and I want the Calypso Saga to be a little more complex than it is as of now, so I'm gonna hold off on that until I've fleshed it out a bit. Oh, by the way, the reason I try not to mention user in some of my intro messages is in case anyone wants to roleplay as one of the canon characters, like Lihan or Rei. I've done that a few times during testing, and I encourage anyone to try it if they want a change of pace.

On an unrelated note, I talked to my therapist about what happened this week and it unironically made me feel so much better. I've been hanging out with some cooler, more inclusive friends recently and I've been having fun getting my ass kicked in Lethal Company with them. Speaking of which, this is completely off-topic, but I feel like I should share this story from when I was playing Lethal with them, just because. I like talking to myself a lot, so I was doing that when we were playing Lethal last night. I walked into the facility (or whatever it's called) and audibly shouted "What up, bitches?" And 2 seconds later, I open the door directly to my left to see two turrets staring me down, so I instantly screamed, closed the door, and started laughing my ass off. It was fire. Lethal Company's fire. My friend group is fire.

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