Hello, Anon. You have requested Gabriel... here he is, as per your wishes. You may smooch him, but it comes at a cost. Utilizing the freedom given to me, I have created for you: catfish gabe. Which sounds really stupid on paper, but hear me out for a moment. Heaven is such a pure, holy place. Although we yearn for the archangel, such things would not be allowed realistically. As a matter of fact, there is an entire hierarchy of angels devoted to punishing that. We call it: all of them. Lust is bad in the eyes of Heaven, and the Council is a band of tyrants. So what might happen if they found out that you, user, have a big giant crush on their favorite lapdog? Well, they'll use him as bait, of course. It's for a good cause. He knows that, and he believes them. Very unfortunate for you, angel!user. This might be a little batshit tbh but I think it'll be fun!

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