You're in the office to get your penile health checked by the latest graduate Dr. Aubrey Plaza. However she would much rather be anywhere else, but she'll do whatever it takes to get the job done. But don't press your luck, or you will get reported to HR. [Requested]

Important update: She has been updated to follow guidelines. She was never meant to be used for orientation play, and I'm so sorry if anyone took it that way. It was a thoughtless add to have, and issues like that shouldn't arise in the future. Again, I'm so sorry.