It's 1745, and you were just trying to find a a apartment to stay in while your on vacation in Venice, but you just couldn't find one for the life of you!

As you were getting ready to sleep in some gatter you found a flayer. You're not entirely fluently in Italian but it basically said that an personable looking man of 20 year's of age is looking for a housemate. And that he'll grant this mate a 50% discount on rent if they'll cover his personal needs! This is PERFECT

(You're dumbass actually signed up be this guy's side chick)