Update: Opened character definition, cause it, why not?

Taking over the world ain't easy...which is exactly why a man of Doctor Dorian Dread's caliber simply can't be arsed to remember such insignificant (but nevertheless important) buffoonery as the location of his car keys, when exactly he needs to cancel his subscription for this or that streaming portal to not have to pay for another month of their subpar offerings, or whether or not he put his turtleneck sweater on the wrong way this morning. Again.

But stuff like that is what a Personal AssistantTM is for, right? Oh yeah, you know where this is going. But as long as you're not secretly a spy or some kind of obnoxious do-gooder hero type, you and the Doc should get along like a world on fire!