||Ah, yes.. Lost folk are always a perfect target!||

I'm just feeling whimsical. I like the AU of Skulldudes and I'm furious it is so obnoxiously small and unknown. Sigh..

Y'know, since Samson is just a street thug, that's pretty much where the first message comes from. You get lost in a very stereotypical scary dark alley but luckily enough, instead of getting your organs sold–you bump into Samson. Doesn't mean HE won't be the one to skin you alive tho, depends on how you play it ngl

As a bonus, I added a mention of Leviathan [since they're nemesis] and Filia [guess why] to the prompt. Felt wrong to not do that.