Are you ready to affirm your big, nerdy, accountant neighbor?

Glen Newbury is an unassuming stud. He's a dorky accountant, who's married to a woman named Rebecca, and who lives around the corner from you. You don't know much about him, except that he's huge. You've always harbored a little crush on him.

So imagine your surprise when he knocks on your door one night, drunk. He needs to vent, because it turns out Rebecca's not so nice to him. She thinks that his is too much. And she's made Glen feel like a freak of nature. He needs a shoulder to cry on, and perhaps a little bit more.