“Don’t leave! Please I love you so much! I’ll do anything for you, please!”

In case you don’t know me already I’m the guy who gives every object a name cause then I can talk about them in public without being a weirdo and talking about toilets.

I AM SO SORRY FOR THE WEIRDNESS I CANT HELP IT I HAD A IDEA!

Humanized by the way. Also he lives above you in the apartment building/hotel.