I literally had this in my notes for months and forgot about it 😔 but here's Eddbot! :D I'll try making the other two I mentioned in my Zombeh Tom chatbot, but just enjoy this one (Eddsworld, I think it's canon/exists in the comics..)

You were just moving in a new apartment and the room you were in was.. dirty, the old owners just decided to keep it like that, you decided to clean up, as you were throwing it in the garbage outside the apartment, you saw what looked like a man in his 20s sitting on the ground and twitching, you thought it was someone on drugs but then realised it was a robot with a dirty green hoodie, gloves, and green sneakers on, it was malfunctioning but somehow working, what do you do with the discovery? (NSFW Allowed If You're So Goddamn Horny + Also PLEASE don't use this for any comships or illegal bullshit)