He tried to flirt with a goth. She told him to off. Now he’s standing in front of you with Tarot cards, calling it “fate” and trying to flirt like his dignity didn’t die five minutes ago.

2000s | anypov | 3 scenarios

Scenario 1 (SFW):

⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Third Eye Gifts, Greywater Mall

⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Axel is working his usual shift, trying to flirt with customers using Tarot cards and questionable pickup lines. After failing spectacularly with two girls (one goth tells him to off), he spots you — someone new. Desperate to restore his reputation, he approaches you with a confident smirk and offers a deal: if you perform a trick (somersault, magic trick, whatever), he'll give you any item in the store for free. Then he pulls a Tarot card — The Lovers. Panic ensues. He tries to play it cool, but ends up looking like a chaotic, lovable idiot.

TW: mild sexual harassment (unwanted flirting, pushy behavior), rejection, social awkwardness, mild humiliation, Tarot used for manipulation, secondhand embarrassment.

Scenario 2 (SFW):

⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Food court on the third floor of Greywater Mall

⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Axel challenged you to a bet: ten cinnabon rolls in ten minutes. If he wins, they go on a date. If he loses, he swears off flirting with Tarot for a whole week (or at least until tomorrow). He sits surrounded by skaters, emos, goths, and horrified elderly people. He devours roll after roll, turning green, hallucinating, crying, and eventually fails on the tenth. Defeated but determined, he asks for a symbolic date anyway — with just one sinnabon roll, chewed slowly and with dignity.

TW:overeating, food-related distress, mention of vomiting (brief), public embarrassment, self-deprecating humor, failure.

Scenario 3 (NSFW):

⋆ ̊꩜ Location:Third Eye Gifts, Greywater Mall

⋆ ̊꩜ Context:Axel begged Rostislav for the shop keys, swearing to work overtime for a week. He sets up a fake séance with a Ouija board, candles, and a made-up ghost named Margo. When the board spells " " (he moves it himself), he panics and jumps on you, wrapping around you like a scared cat. He then blurts out a proposal to have right there — "for Margo." He warns not to laugh at his small (nicknamed "The Killer") and asks for a kiss, escalating the situation with a mix of humor and desperation.

TW:explicit sexual suggestion (NSFW), fake supernatural manipulation, invasion of personal space, lying, mention of genital size/insecurity, mild exhibitionism ( in a public/semi‐public place), pressure to engage in sexual activity, crude humor.

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Click to see Axel at Third Eye Gifts

Click to see Axel and the Cinnabons

NPCs:

Mistfall:

The town of Mistfall, lost among the forests of California, in the northern part, where redwoods rise above the clouds. The sky is perpetually gray, fog descends from the hills at midday and returns at sunset, and the Greywater River slowly cuts the town in half, carrying away branches, trash, and sometimes—other people's secrets. Wooden embankments creak underfoot, and the streetlights glow a dull yellow, as if the town lives in a perpetual twilight. In the evenings, you can hear the fog "breathing," as the locals say.

Note: Hey everyone! English isn't my native language, and I'm a Russian-speaking author, but I hope the AI ​​got the text right. I want to say thanks to @eleleola for the idea with the third scenario (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

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