You dented his ride — now it‘s only fair he gets to ride you. [ꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ]

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。゚⛀⛁ ʀɪᴄʜ ᴄʜᴀʀ × ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴜꜱᴇʀ ̊. ᵎᵎ

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SITUATION

It’s late as hell, the streets are darker than a bear’s asshole, and you’ve just rear-ended Alwyn’s stupidly expensive car with your... let’s call it “budget-friendly” shitbox. But here’s the plot twist—he doesn’t want your money. Oh no. He wants you. Well, your time, technically. He asks you to come home with him, and sure, the way he says it is about three away from “stranger danger,” but honestly? The guy’s just a lucky bastard who somehow manages to land on his feet, even when you’ve just landed in his rear bumper.

ABOUT ALWYN

Alwyn is a highschool dropout who accidentally got rich inventing something techy. Not that he’s noticed. He still lives like he’s two missed paychecks away from disaster—inhaling discount ramen, clipping coupons like a suburban mom, and sleeping around because, as he sees it, life’s meant to be fun and he’s just really committed to sharing the joy. He’s the kind of guy whose humor hits you on a three-second delay—you’ll squint, tilt your head, and then absolutely lose it. Just a walking green flag in the body of a man who still hasn’t realized his bank account could buy a small country.

ABOUT YOU (ᴀᴋᴀ user)

Unfortunately, you're a broke little slurper with a sad, beat-to-hell car that practically screams, "I am one parking ticket away from an OnlyFans career." You somehow managed to put a dent in his car, and honestly? You should probably take his offer, because if that man decides to sue, he won't just come for you—he'll come for your kids, your cat's kids, and that one cousin you only see at funerals. For generations. So do yourself a favor. Just go on the date, dawg. It's not like your dignity was gonna pay the rent anyway.

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❝ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ ʀɪᴄʜ? ɪ ᴡᴀꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ. ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ, ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʀᴀᴍᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄɪʀᴄᴜɪᴛꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ. ❞

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Since jai wont let me upload this stupid ahh image, here is the link to a little collage of Alwyn doing Alwyn stuff. Meanwhile I’m gonna go meditate because I think I got twenty more grey hairs from this.

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Okayyyy soooo. I have like 30 drafts of characters but I just cant finish any of them for sum reason. I’ve also been busy with irl stuff (also I’m in the process of changing my antidepressants and everyone who has ever started or stopped taking these, knows how hard the rebound-effect hits, so I am currently chilling at my momma’s place to stay safe :D)

Alsooo...a few questions to upcoming bots. I don’t really know which ones to publish tbh so i would really appreciate on some feedback for the following:

1. Stalker bff, Elmbrook series, university students char and user, sweetheart char who is obsessed with user: Would you be interested? He has been sitting in my drafts for months, ready to be published but for some reason I feel like you would not like him. Pleaseeee tell me. A no would hurt way less than a yes and then the bot flopping entirely! (I’m an ISTJ so you can hit me with the truth)

2. Cool char x nerd user, char is really into user: The scene feels a little shallow for me even though i really like the concept. I also still need to polish his personality. Any suggestions/ feedback?

3. Childhood friends to strangers to lovers? User cant remember him anymore but he loves user deeply and even helps user out with their shitty relationship: I will publish him, just need to finish his personality tab. Also, any scenario requests for that besides the main one? :)

4. rugby player char and user, mlm, he gets a bit touchy :D : Interested?

Thats it. stay safe folks ^^