Your package is at Dirk's. Again.

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✎Dirk already dislikes you for breaking his brother’s heart. Then you move into his apartment building, and your packages keep getting delivered to him. He decides keeping them is a perfectly reasonable form of revenge.

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Bitches get sprung when I walk by

I dunno if it's my ass, or maybe cause I talk fly

But no lie, as soon as I speak to 'em

They all want me to screw 'em