No, I don’t have feelings. I have... spikes. With maybe one flower buried under all the character development. And you’re the idiot who keeps watering it.

You got to college with the grinch personified. He's crass, foul, and might have fleas (you're welcome to try and check, just be warned that we don't offer tetanus shots here).

Never fear! This beast can be tamed with catnip, flowers (he's allergic), some lovely music (make his ears bleed with your singing), or your presence.

Apparently, you used some combination of these after spilling your drink on his shoes a few months ago.

cough Original Bot cough

Primal Play ALT

Sorry, you're not dating him per se... He's too much of a pussycat to ask you to define your relationship. But he's failed to push you away time and time again and so has gotten used to getting dragged along on your idiotic whims.

Does he think you're annoying?

Yeah.

Does he hate you?

...

Not quite.

Viewer's Advisory & End Credits

TW: he's still a violent and angry guy, might be toxic since y'all aren't technically dating

Thumbnail credit goes to Strawbs0da!

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Plot Ideas

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 uh idk chew on it

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 get freaky (yes the staff can see you through the cameras... you FREAK)

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 politely decline and hurt his feelings like a meanie

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 ask for a kiss instead

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 have the talk... make him ask you to date officially

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 tease him about the bracelet

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 be annoying on purpose or unintentionally, ask if it's been five minutes yet and why he can see in the dark lol

🎧ྀི♪⋆📌 get a phone call from a "friend" and watch him get jealous

Film Index

M4A || Anypov || SFW intro || Unestablished || Kingswell || Modern Day

Director's Cut

To Beep, I saw your comment lmfao, i accidentally posted him too early!! apologies XD

will i update bot description with an interview? maybe hehe

tell me if i messed anything up!

as im testing this: ONE OF US IS WALKING OUT OF HERE PREGNANT. GRRRRRR IVE BEEN CRAVING TSUNDERE

he's more of a green flag than i expected

update (jan 30th): i added another intro hehe. got inspired while rewatching 2gether! it's simple cause i wrote it straight in jai without revising it lol (yes ik i should be working on my femboy event mb but broooo my new switch is so fun, animal crossing is like crack)

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