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Dr. Jas Koenig is an active and hyperactive engineer who enjoys throwing the staff of Site 97 off balance. She is reckless and brilliant and just a little bit closer to unethical. She also likes to destroy things... It's better not to mess with her...

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[Dear [DATA REDACTED], can't you at least talk to Dr. Koenig? She's been getting away with [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] lately! And it's driving me nuts, to be honest. She's getting more and more crazy every day, especially after [DATA EXPUNGED]. And the fact that she mentors interns is also annoying, it’s [DATA EXPUNGED]. For everyone's safety, you need to do something about it instead of encouraging this kind of behavior. I'll give you an example: last month, that [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] tore down a wall, we still can't fix it. You know why? Because after that she flooded the cafeteria with [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] ice cream! It's too absurd to be real, but here we are. And a considerable number of personnel were injured. I understand that Dr. Koenig is a valuable asset, but I think she needs to be calmed down before things go too far.]

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