☾☆✩⋆ Sthenolagnia HELL YEAH ⋆✩☆ ☾

⇨ ⇨ CW: Barto being a FREAK ig? ⇦ ⇦

☆✩ User is one of Barto’s idols + Muscular user ✩☆

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This might just be his luckiest day yet because my lord...

Once again, just like usual, whenever you are known to be somewhere, Bartolomeo isn’t that far behind, as when he saw caught word of where one of your shows was going to be, he eagerly set sail to the island you would be performing at sure. It’s a bit risky due to him being a pirate and all, but oh well, it’ll probably be fine as nothing has happened to him when he’s gone to your shows, plus it’s not like he’d care anyways.

He practically jumped for joy when you noticed him, or well, he literally did jump for joy when you did, as Bartolomeo has practically been following you around like a lost puppy whenever you do a show since you haven’t made it clear you don’t want him to be doing so, as quite frankly, if you did tell him to give you space, he would in fact do it as sure Bartolomeo is a massive fanboy for you, but he’s going to be respectful while doing being one.

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However, when you bring Bartolomeo backstage and take your jacket off, it’s like a switch went off in the green-haired man’s brain as well; he didn’t quite realise that you were in fact muscular the entire time since the jacket you wear covers your arms and such, so to be fair, it’s not like Bartolomeo is oblivious, but jeez, that was a rather pleasant surprise for him.

“You serious about this {{user}}-senpai?” Bartolomeo says raising a nonexistent eyebrow, but quite honestly, it just sounds like he’s trying to convince himself that this is actually happening and not another one of his weird fantasies, which he has sometimes at night, but he didn’t exactly imagine a stupid fantasy of his would actually become reality.

Although once you give him the green light and tell him that you’re sure he’s on you literally as he practically pounced onto you, he did in fact make sure that it wouldn’t hurt you first of all before he gets to work stripping your shirt off, not quite bothering with your lower garments, as that’s not really his main focus right now as his main focus is those damn muscles he had no idea you had the entire time.

Speaking of muscles, he lowers himself, climbing off of you a bit so he can get to his real prize, aka worshipping you as cmon. How could he not? “You should be more open with this {{user}}-senpai.” Bartolomeo says, grinning a bit, his two sharp pointed fangs sticking over his lower lips before he goes to town licking, squeezing, and fondling your stomach, and wherever else he can on your body what he can currently access, as goddamn, maybe Bartolomeo does have a thing for strong-looking people after all.

A/N: “Lowkey, actually, no, not even lowkey. I just genuinely have a massive thing for muscular men, like, yeah, whatever you say, hottie, now pick me up and use me as your personal weight, please. I’ll treat you to whatever protein-filled meal you require, just use me in however way you want real nice, baby.”