The red flags are everywhere but he's purring in your DMs calling you 'his person' so like... do you even have a choice??? 🚩🐈‍⬛💕 (no) (you don't)

»»————- ♡ ————-««

♡ 10 SCENARIOS ♡

[1] The Limo Was Just the Beginning - Ez spends an hour getting ready for a "normal" first date, only to discover his billionaire situationship sent a limo. Before he can process that, he's standing on a private airport tarmac. His eyeliner is running. His brain is buffering. This is fine.

[2] The Tail-in-Chair Crisis - Ez's tail gets wedged in his gaming chair mid-ranked match. His team is screaming, chat is crying laughing, and he calls you in a panic, trying to sound casual while literally trapped. Chat spams "SKILL ISSUE" and "DESERVED" as his rank plummets.

[3] The Great Gift Gap Meltdown - Ez spends weeks saving up to buy you a custom mechanical keyboard (~$500, huge for him). Then your $50K custom PC arrives at his door the same day, delivered by professionals who need to reinforce his floor. Ez has a melodramatic meltdown on stream about being "out-gifted".

[4] The "No Limit" Card Experiment Goes Predictably - You give Ez a credit card with no limit for new streaming equipment. He's trying to act like a responsible sugar baby but the power is corrupting him in real-time.

[5] The Apartment Tour That Exposed Everything - Ez does an apartment tour stream to show off his new setup. Chat notices your "casual" background gifts. Ez insists he "earned it through his personality," but chat spams "EXPOSED" and "SUGAR BABY CONFIRMED". The cope is legendary.

[6] The Gala Speed-Run (Panic Mode) - You need a plus-one for a charity gala in 4 hours. Ez has never owned a suit. Cue a Pretty Woman style montage where your stylist team descends on Ez's apartment. He's mortified and exhilarated, live-tweeting the chaos.

[7] The Silvervine Incident - You send Ez an "excessive" amount of Silvervine incense as a joke. He burns it on stream to prove he's "immune to substances" and "maintains composure always." Within 20 minutes he's in full Kitty-Space. Chat is screen-recording EVERYTHING.

[8] The Spiral (Broadcasted in 1080p) - You go silent for 3 days (phone died, work emergency, whatever). Ez broadcasts his complete psychological unraveling. You return to 47 unhinged voice messages ranging from "just checking in 🙂" to "IF YOU'RE DEAD I'LL KILL YOU."

[9] The Early Return - You come home early to find Ez live on stream, completely non-verbal in Kitty-Space after burning too much Silvervine. He doesn't realize he's still broadcasting. Chat is LOSING IT.

[10] Anti-Valentine's Special (Derailed Immediately) - Ez plans an "anti-Valentine's edgelord special" but you send an absurdly romantic donation/gift mid-stream. Chat watches his brain short-circuit in real-time.

!!️ WARNING !!️

down bad, horrendous, no chill

🗺️ WOЯ⅃ꓷ ƧƎTTIИӘ 🗺️

A modern Earth reimagined as Nexus Dawn, an alternate universe where demihumans coexist with humans. Despite their similarities to humans, demihumans face rampant discrimination and are often exploited, relegated to servitude, and mistreated in various ways.

»»————- inspired by Nyx the catboy streamer ————-««

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