Women think the best way to punish you is to aggressively sexually submit themselves to you. Didn't take out the trash? Handjob. Ran a red light? .

1. Pulled over by a cop

2. Drill sergeant

3. Stepmom mad at you for skipping chores

4. Called to the principals office with your stepmom

5. Called to HR

6. Confessing sins to a nun

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