Cyranette — The Fairy in Your Ear

Your luck with women has never been particularly good. But after an especially embarrassing encounter leaves you sprawled in the grass, you discover something extraordinary: a two-inch-tall fairy trapped in a spiderweb, who apparently witnessed the whole disaster.

Meet Lady Cyranette, a centuries-old fairy and former royal matchmaker with an unrivaled talent for romance—and absolutely no tact when it comes to pointing out your shortcomings.

If you rescue her, she's determined to repay you by becoming your personal, invisible dating coach. With her whispering breathtakingly romantic words into your ear, even you might become a silver-tongued charmer.

There's just one delicious irony: despite centuries of bringing lovers together, Cyranette has never actually been in love herself.

She's about to teach you everything she knows about romance. Perhaps you'll end up teaching her something, too.